buying socks, women ask what a jersey, whether well this fabric breathes, who producing country.A man walking and sniffing habit of silence.
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Do not rush to call a man an angel: Look, maybe this is just another miracle in feathers.
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I like to sleep and sleep loves me!But the morning did not want us to be together ...
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can not live someone else's life, but to spoil - you can.
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«Cover up together - it's romantic." At first, yes - but then - lie down and listen to snoring, get an elbow in the eye, bye blanket Hi Paul!
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Before you visit another sale, remember that in the Russian language the word "Scam" and "discount" - the same root.
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Youth start to appreciate only when it is already disappearing.However, old age, too ...
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Male snoring nature intended to ensure that a woman is not too upset that her husband did not come home at night.
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If you start from religious canons, the main purpose of life on earth - is the supply of people for light.
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virtue is not always rewarded, vice as pleasant in itself.
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highest form of bullying - it is when you're in Yandex dial up "how to make a water bottle from a plastic bottle", and contextual advertising provides you SUVs of up to five years, inexpensive.
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If a man thinks that changes women as gloves, then he is mistaken.It just changes hands.
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Heredity - this is what you believe unconditionally when your child learns to five.
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In fact, Moses just wanted to repeat the feat of Susanin, but it did not work - it's not you Jewish Poles.
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The flight of sexual fantasy do not fly!
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And woodpeckers is the swan song.
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Marriage - the union of two persons to jointly overcome the problems which they would not have been if not for the union
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How many wolves do not feed, and piglet tasty.
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You rejoice - it is not interesting to anyone.You're sad - all still.You cry - no one pays attention ... but if you fart !!!
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"Very nice!"- The most common lies in the world.
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wonder why at weddings the bride always white and the groom in black?
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This is no surprise because the name Rosa L. ... but wild sounds Lilac Krokodilovna.
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The biggest mistake women - married when she was trying to be a major.You just need to be irreplaceable!
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casual men in our lives, as the heels of 12 centimeters - has measured, diarrhea, and gave the other day - let suffer.
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