They say money does not bring happiness ... But Eprst how much joy they bring!
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People were created to be loved, and things were created in order to use them.Why is the other way around ???
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We are all there!That's only some arms still grow ... from neighboring places!
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gyrus Although not visible, their absence is very noticeable.
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Split personality - this is when the soul asks for one, but the body differently.
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Why, if a man thinks that he is a Martian or a cake "Napoleon", it is treated in a mental hospital;and if a man thinks that he is - a woman, trying to protect his rights?
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Apparently miracles do not know what they have to happen.
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If God wanted us to be a vegetarian - he would have gave us horns, tail and hooves.
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Repentance is never too late, and you can sin and be late.
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Wardrobe for Women - this medicine.But health can not save ...
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expensive - is to get Sting to learn the anthem of Nefteyugansk.
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If at midnight on waning moon go to the mirror, holding in one hand and two lighted candles, and the other ground of the cemetery, toad skin and tail of rat, in the reflection you can see the jerk who lagged behind a life as aat least three hundred years.
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thinner hearing, the more fun the neighbors.
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"Do not whistle - the money will not!"- Popular wisdom, successfully refuted by traffic policemen.
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the years, continues to believe that love - it is a miracle, but stopped believing in miracles.
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make dreams come true, you need to be near a magician, not a storyteller.
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often on the index finger middle want to answer.
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Before the wedding, the groom often refers to the bride mouse, a bird, etc.Every year of living together in a marriage are becoming larger animals ...
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conscience - like a hamster.Or asleep or gnaws.
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must think his head, love - heart, smell - ass, and most importantly - do not mix in this.
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If a woman thinks that a man always have to be money - then it should not be a month!
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If your husband with horns, it does not mean that he is the devil ... (Giacomo Casanova)
Articles Source: RUNET
