Men mice.Like you look - nice, fluffy small animal, and in the house zavedet - just want to poison ...
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Men - like seeds, but "their gryzesh gryzesh" and then one comes across a rotten aftertaste which accounts for a long time to seize the other...
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If a man thinks he changes women as gloves..It is wrong - he just walks on his hands!
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man should help the woman to be weak, strong, it can be without his help.
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man - a creature capable three o'clock in succession wait poklёvki and unable to wait fifteen minutes, while his wife dressed.
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man should be as expensive cognac - inaccessible and inconvenient for everyone.His strength and flavor should be aware of one, if they know it to taste many, it's not a cognac - it's beer tap ...
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man .... as a public toilet.Either shit or busy ...
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Men, of course, all males, but some of them like a dog - with different knots, but someone like a wolf - either alone or with a wolf forever
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Men are like postage stamps: the more you spit, the more glued.
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THAN REAL MEN different from the usual?From the usual headache, and from REAL lace ...
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MAN MUST woman says three words: LOVE, BUY, Go !!!)))))
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Male fruit empty ideashe weakly to have children!Take the same Mother Nature, this monster back !!!
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All men bring happiness: some - with their presence, others - by their absence! :)
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man as expensive dress like looks good ... But some bitch Iit had seen ...
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real man always miss .... Woman forward to see how it looks from behind!))
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Remember the motto of the men earlier sounded like "come,I saw and conquered. "Now he is in my sounds differently: "He tried, got scared and ran away»
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Men are like parking spaces, all the good already occupied, were only for people with disabilities)
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all men belong to the speciesarthropods.Why is that?Because where a member of the pull, back and legs will
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Men are like shoes!Want to buy boots with heels .... and come across some boots!
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only our men laugh at the woman behind the wheel, sitting in a tram.
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most brazen creatures in the world - men ... Where got out, and to climb ...
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Men, of course, easier.He is known to have to do three things: plant a tree, build a house and have a son.And it does not matter who then life has a son, watering the damn tree and cleans the house !!!!!!!!!!!!
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men, you love women's hair: kiss them, to stroke, to inhale their fragrance ... So why psihuete when it finds them in the soup?)))
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man is not obliged to love... He should be responsible for the tears of laughter and dreams in his arms
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Showdown with a young man like going to the toilet: going in a little, and it turns out in large
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Men do not want a woman who can not be without him ... he needs a woman, without which he can not !!!!
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