Saturday morning ... ... hours 7. There were no signs woes.But then the phone rings ...
loud whisper Katie: "Leska, from Krasnodar hello my back. He brought the" Golden Fleece ", today announced a bachelorette party. And Svetku'll call, and it is something sad."In my feeble attempts otbrehalas that the pier where men with children Denham sounded categorical response "I told them theater tickets bought.So three hours, we have ... »
On timid attempts to tell her husband the news received a reply" Again going to the Sabbath? "But to argue with Katherine still that resist hurricane, called it the same name ...
At the appointed time, allWe gathered at Katie.Deport their "seals" to the "flowers of life" in the glasses were poured "Golden Fleece" and the conversation gradually moved into the mainstream, that all men goats, and of the children, there is no save ...
All would be good if after the third glass(in principle, all the adventure begins after the third ...) Sveta remembered not just bought a miracle means once and for all get rid of cellulite ...
body, laced with alcohol began to demand care and attention.Although the mind filed signals - could not ... body defeated!
Gusto prayers funds for all the problem areas have to wait effect.The effect was not slow to appear in the form of a terrible burning.Svetik assured us that it should be - the cellulite is to Melt!After waiting for the proper time, went to look at the beauty.Beauty was in full!
And here we stand three "beauties" with the thighs and buttocks purplish red color and assess the scale of the defeat ... Realizing that the jeans wear, in principle, impossible, we decided to pour the wine of sorrow.Here then waiting for the main surprise - the body, caressed care, refused to sit!In the air hung the question of what to do is not to continue to feast standing!
elegant solution came quickly and as a matter of fact ... shook the whole "beauty" towel, bed linen tablecloth to the floor where the solemn transfer of wine and a snack.And as the situation possible in this situation, only one - lying on his stomach, and it was accepted.The topic of conversation came to herself - in all men are guilty and we bebnyuzhechki, they are tolerant ...
In this position, and we found the husbands ....After all released jokes, like "sitting not climb" and zatihnuvshego Homeric laughter, my faithful read the instructions "to the miracle means" where the bold black letters was written "means to dissolve in the bath 1-2 caps do not apply to the skin!»
evening at home, "lick their wounds".The husband returns from pharmacies and instead gives out words of comfort, "Well, they're a blonde, and you have some excuse? !!!»
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