7 first days of marriage ...
Day One.Wedding.
This chauvinistic type trying to make me into the registrar on hand.I said, then I'll make it out of there.He looked at prepared for the guests a bottle of champagne, shook his head and refused.I won the first fight, girlfriend!
second day.Note the wedding.
witness proposed to steal the bride and demand ransom.I asked him to steal a businessman Shmelev, since it is richer than me and pay a good ransom.Men stole Shmelev and never returned to the table - drank up the ransom.I won again!
third day.Hangover.
husband woke up and began pohmelyatsya.I also offered to clean the apartment.I asked who owns the apartment.He said that to him, but if I'll take it, let it be my only wish I did not touch him.I called my lawyer and we make a deal.I cleaned the apartment.I won it!
fourth day.We have to go to work.
morning I woke up, took charge, took a shower and prepared myself breakfast.This slacker, my husband insisted that I cooked breakfast and it.I said that this breakfast can be eaten only after charging and the soul.He did not argue, and he made himself a two sandwiches.Sandwiches came out crooked.Still, I won.
fifth day.To us, his parents went.
His mother said, well you prepare wife, that is me.I told him that I cook well, but at this particular moment is not to do it, so they took some work home.I also said that her son does not know how to cook, apparently, she had not brought it.In-law he spat and went to the kitchen.Probably, to teach his son cooking.Well, it's never too late.I win, as always.
sixth day.We're going on a honeymoon.
He, my husband offered to go to Spain.Since my childhood I dreamed of going to Spain, but it is impossible, after so many fights won to give him a favor!I said that we were going to Ireland.It turned out that he had dreamed about Ireland since childhood, and Spain offered only because I thought it please, but since I'm such a wonderful wife ... I think today I beat itself.
seventh day.He stammered a child.
We're going to Ireland.He suggested that I never have a child.I said it was a private matter - a plant or not to have a child, and his opinion I do not care!He said yes, but only if we could attend to it after the honeymoon?I said that it was on honeymoon and that we bother to, because normal people do on a honeymoon kids!
He smiled widely and hugged and kissed me.I won - he gladly accepts my initiative!But for some reason he was such a person, if he won.
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