few modern parodies of famous fairy tales ...
Sister Alyonushka and brother Ivanushka
Once upon Sister Alyonushka and brother Ivanushka.Alenka was a clever but hard-working, and Ivan was an alcoholic.How many times my sister told him - "Do not drink, Ivan, become a kid!"But Ivan did not listen and drank.That's something
just bought it in a stall counterfeit vodka, drank it and felt - can no longer
on two legs to stand, had a four-point drop.And just suited him
wolves shameful and say, "Well, kid, dopilsya?"And so he slapped
on horns that he threw the hoof.A Sister Alyonushka went to his apartment, because good always triumphs over evil!
Arabian folk tale "Aladdin and I."
In a sultanate, in some emirate lived a Aladdin.I found it somehow
landfill old lamp and decided to clean it.Just started to rub both from the lamp
got gin, and let's wish to perform.Well, Aladdin himself, of course, the palace ordered the princess to marry, Carpet six hundredth and all things.In short, since all the problems began Aladdin to light bulbs.Hardly that - portrait of gin and conditions dictate.And once he umotal Cruise and his wife left the house.A
here as a person walking down the street and shouts - "I am old lamps for new"!
Well, my wife was delighted and replaced by Aladdin's lamp to light bulb Ilyich.And how then the Aladdin lamp is not lost, there are not Ilyich got out and did not desire to perform.So technological progress won the Asian backward superstition.
joint French-Russian tale of patriotism
were at Pere Dubois three sons: Jacques senior, middle and junior Jules Jean fool.
came time for them to get married.They went to the Elysian Fields, and began firing in all directions.
Jacques came to the National Assembly, but he was already married.
Jules got to cure, but to marry the religion does not allow.
And Jean-fool got into a frog, and in that, in fact, did not hit and missed.I tried to explain to him the frog Russian language, it is actually a princess and a frog turned to for a visa at the embassy not to stand but Jean was French and Russian language is not understood.He prepared a frog from an ancient recipe and become a chef in a Paris restaurant.
Moral: sitting, girls in native marsh and croak.Nothing you do on the Champs Elysees.And the fools we have enough at home.
Pro tail
Stole once a peasant fox whole load of fish.Sit-eats.A forest of leaves hungry wolf."Lisa, let the fish!""Come let myself catch" - meets a fox."But how? I have a fishing rod and some do not," - said the wolf.
"I, too, no, - said the fox - and I threw the tail into the hole, that's on him and catch."
"Well, thank you for the idea!"- Happy wolf tore the fox tail and went fishing.
Podmoskovnaya folk tale about the wrong personnel policy
There was a pop - Tolokonov forehead.It was with his own business, a clientele, and there was only one assistant, and he - Balda.But nothing, pop cope.All the more so for a long time worked as an assistant literally so - well, blockhead, what do you say.However, even the patience and noodle over."The owner - he says - when you will pay something?"
A pop him and says, "Go to hell!".Well noodle and went.And business secrets
ass hell sold.Hell then a priest of customers lured away, and the
ruined.And serve him right.Because the staff time necessary to pay rather than to wait until you clicked on the forehead.
Petersburg folk tale about a clever old woman
soldiers walked home from the office.He knocked on the way to a house."Suffer,
- he says - to stay, the owners."And in the house lived a greedy old woman."Spend the night, spend the night, 'she said - only to treat me you have nothing.""It does not matter - said
soldiers - just give me your ax, and I'll make some porridge out of it.""Are you a soldier, - was indignant old woman - you think, I'm stupid? What am I then to chop firewood
something going?"So the soldiers left empty-handed.And his name was,
way, Rodion Raskolnikov.
man and a bear.Moldavian folk tale.
decided once the man with the bear joint venture to organize."What
shall we do?"- Asks the bear."This year - wheat grown",
- meets man."But how to share?""It is known as my tops, your roots.""There is", - has agreed to bear.They grew wheat, the man himself took all the tops, sold, sitting, glad, said the money ... And then came the bear and their roots led ...
Moscow folk tale about money and whistling
Wanted somehow Nightingale-razboynik of gold-silver get.He went to the Koscheyu
Immortal security services offering.Koschey angry, I pulled him
force of evil - a little live Nightingale left.He then went to the mercy of the Serpent Dragon
demand.Snake enraged for evermore, flashed fire - barely legs Nightingale claimed.There is a sad, he sees - to meet Baba Yaga.He thought even with the money to get it, but it departed Yaga leg bone so that white light is not nice was the Nightingale.Then he wept bitterly, and felt sorry for him Yaga.
- Go, - said - on the road path, but was buried there in the green bushes.
How I envy the person passer - whistle with all his might, he will give you the money and.
Nightingale listened to the wise, but since he did not know the needs.Here and bred in Russia traffic police.
Medical folk tale about Koshchey and a healthy lifestyle.
married Prince Ivan on fool-frog ... no, not that.He married Ivan the Fool on
Frog Princess, and she him with Koshcheev fled.Ivan was offended and decided to do Koshchey lime.Long or short it was Ivan over the world - he came to Babe- Yaga.
- Where road holding, good fellow?- Asks the Yaga.
- What are you, Grandma, not drunk - not fed and questioned?- Says Ivan.
- You're a fool, a fool - is responsible Yaga.How did you feed the same, if you have not washed your hands? Ivan Washed hands, Yaga told about his trouble.And he answered Yaga:
- Death Koshcheeva in the needle, the needle in the egg, the egg in a duck and a duck in a hospital room 8
under the bed is.Ivan went to the hospital number 8, found a duck egg and even broke Koshchey planted on the needle.It was then Koscheyu and end.Drug addiction, she did not bring any good.
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