Jokes about Lady ...
fifty times a lady fell in the mud on the way home.
- Lady!- I gasped the butler opened the door.
- From head to toe.- Lady nodded grimly.
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One lady always picking his nose while wearing gloves.
Because sleek fingers and manicured nails - the main feature of this lady.
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steal a lady in a state institution extinguisher.
- Sweet Home Alabama, you know?- She explained the policeman.- Style - this is very important for a lady.
policeman was stroking her thigh and was totally agree with her.
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- Lady.She's a real lady!- Whispering gentlemen.- We're chatting about sex in full, and it is silent.As if not to hear.
- heard.She blushed, see?- Other gentleman objected
Lady did not hear all of these pohabnikov."... And then I beat you spinning and pierce your nipples, slave!" - She finished writing sms and reproachfully looked at the gentleman.
Gentlemen ashamed.
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- Lady Windsor with her again some guy!- Solemnly announced the herald.
- Lady Windsor, Windsor Lady ... - whispered Gentlemen.
- Some guy, some guy ... - whispered Lady.
- Lady Windsor with her again some guy!- Re-announced the herald.
- Quiet, quiet !!- All booed each other.
- Lady Windsor with her again some guy!- For the third time he announced a herald.
- Wait mlyayaya.- I cried the Lady Windsor from the lobby.- Pereobuvatsya us !!
- This lady can not afford to be extravagant!- Moaned enviously Lady in the hall.
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- What kind of strange figure you showed me?- Asked Dzhenlmen Lady.
- That I will show Fak.Middle finger.- Lady explained.- I'm just at the same time also set aside mannered little finger.
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gentleman enthusiastically squished his five-hour tea, paying no attention to the views of condemning Lady.
- nice weather today, is not it?- I asked the lady and threw the sugar in the head Gentleman.
- Uyyyaaayyyyaya!- Howled Gentleman.- Became brutal you, ma'am, what?
- What was I to do?- Lady said softly.- Lady same can not make sharp remarks at the table.You did not pass me the sugar?
gentleman picked up two pieces of sugar and handed them over to the Lady.
- Mercy.- Lady muttered irritably.- Can whether that sugar tongs to lift off the floor?
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- A true lady should be a sign of intelligence on his face.- Reproachfully said Gentleman.- And you just powder.
- A gentleman now face the trauma will be.- Ladies and promised spat belomorinu.
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One lady walked through the forest, and suddenly she was attacked by a robber.She fought back a lace umbrella, but he took it, crushed, and then decided to abuse the woman.
- Fuck!- She cried.- And I was told that there safely!
- Lady ought not to swear, - grinned robber.
- You are right, sir, - has agreed to a lady and send it to the knockout.And then another and robbed, to teach it.
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One lady dressed for mass, and the maid was cleaning her room.Looking out the window, the lady saw that in full sun beats down, and could not help because of the disappointment that her delicate skin is covered with a tan.
- This thief spoiled my best umbrella!- She demanded.- Mudilo!
Here on the chapel bell rang, and she crossed herself devoutly.
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One lady was at the reception, where they served a lot of different dishes, worthy of attention.The elderly lady Lady made the remark:
- This lady comes to visit, not in order to eat.
- Well, of course - the lady willingly agreed.- Would bring whiskey once - and be done with it!
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One gentleman came to the lady, and took her for a walk in the garden.
- Look, what a beautiful sunset ... - said the gentleman, but the lady is not admired.
"I, too, Lord Byron", - she thought, and went away.
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One lady returned to the reception and the comfort of the coach, stumbled.There is a gentleman picked her up and gave fall.
- Be careful steps are too rough for your delicate feet.
- Ik, - said the lady.
"Drunken Lady!"- Astonished gentleman.
"polite gentleman!"- Surprised woman.
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Once at the reception lady danced with clumsy gentleman and all the time he was advancing on her trail.
- Damn, well, how much can you ?!- Lady wrung her hands, when he once again stepped on her dress.
Gentleman blushed.
- All right, I'm just a lady so mean to me now still and be silent!- Indignant lady, was offended and left.
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One lady got up at night on a natural need and suddenly saw a thief who was trying to sneak through the window.
- Stop!- Screamed the ladies and kicked him in the groin.
- It's not a gentleman ... - bent thief dropping treasures.
- I'm a lady - a lady remarked proudly.
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day two gentlemen shoot from behind the lady, and she looked at them from the balcony.A shot rang out.
- Past!- Announced second.
is about to hear a second.
- Misfire!- Sigh of relief gentleman.
"Well, damn ... It is better to see Tarantino's" - thought the lady and left disappointed balcony.
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- Home for Lady - is to keep the honor of the wedding - the lady said the old lady.
"Well, wrinkled koshelka ... Especially if it's my fifth marriage" - thought the lady.
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