What will spend and how much money a man and a woman, if they need to change the oil in your car.
OIL CHANGE CAR, women:
1. To get to the nearest gas station.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. After 15 minutes, get in the car and drove on.
MONEY FLOW:
$ 20.00 - oil change.
$ 1.00 - a cup of coffee.
TOTAL: $ 21.00
OIL CHANGE CAR MEN:
1. go to the store to buy a can of oil, oil filter, watering, hand cleaner, a flavor for the interior and a box of canned beer.
2. get home and find that still need to drain the oil before pouring.
3. upset, open beer.
4. Open a second beer and look for a hole to pour oil.
5. Find a hole for pouring the oil.
6. to drink beer and look for a hole to pour oil.
7. Open third beer and drink it.
8. Find a hole for pouring oil and open about this fourth beer.
9. Search just bought a watering can.
10. fifth to drink beer and watering can find a children's bike in the garage.
11. Marvel.
12. Think.
13. Drink beer on the 6th.
14. Search key 10x12.
15. the 7th to drink beer.
16. Find the key under watering.
17. Marvel.
18. Beer.
19. Unscrew the hole for pouring oil over the old pot.
20. wonder why oil is not flowing.
21. climb to see a new can of beer.
22. Take half a liter of hot oil on the neck.
23. rebelled.
24. Calm nerves couple cans of beer.
25. zanyuhanny flavor to the cabin.
26. Wipe the neck hand cleaner.
27. Came neighbor - also has a good - with him to drink the beer.
28. Wake up in the morning and run for beer.
29. A couple of jars to wake up.
30. Pull out from under the car with the old oil pan, pouring himself half to pants.
31. Install the new oil filter.
32. Search key 10x12.
33. Beer.
34. Find the key under 10x12 empty beer cans.
35. Beer on this occasion.
36. Beer without this occasion.
37. Beer is just like that.
38. Beer is not just.
39. Biting flavor to the cabin.
40. Pour the new oil.
41. Two beer.
42. To find under the car a large puddle of oil.
43. remembered the hole for pouring the oil.
44. cursed.
45. to drink beer.
46. Screw hole for pouring the oil.
47. Go to a store for a new batch of oil, beer and grab a bottle of vodka grief.
48 - 99. A set of measures needed to find the right tools and equipment, unwinding and twisting holes, drinking beer, beer, vodka, vodka without beer - both with and without a neighbor, outflow, and the Gulf oil spill, by carfor a new portion of vodka, police custody, of the night at the police station, bail, celebrating a happy release, and so on. d., and so on. n.
FLOW OF MONEY:
$ 75.00 - the initial purchase of oil, beer and accessories.
$ 25.00 - repeated purchases of beer.
$ 75.00 - repeated purchases of beer, butter and vodka.
$ 25.00 - the urgent need to re-purchase of vodka.
$ 200.00 - towing vehicle.
$ 1,000.00 - a pledge.
$ 250.00 - a gala dinner on the occasion of the release and the final completion of the drain.
TOTAL: $ 1,650.00
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