Excerpts from the commercial proposal from "250th Ichunskoy Synthetic Border Trade and Economic Company for Export and Import" in the office of one of the Russian companies ...
"250-I Ichunskaya Synthetic Border Trade and Economic Companyexport and import "
Hasha company is complete the economic substance of which is the provision of independent legal person, association, capital and production which forms together with the members of the multi-step organic whole.
Among middle year - 32 years.Operational staff every year more and more.In 1988 okmyabre Gogh our company with Japanese and Italian companies to build a plant-specific products locally produced health care sticks.
the our product wins admiration from fashionable women and men is a smart choice.
products are made of pure Stalinists improved quality.
Hasha company - an international company strong bodies and powerful force.It has powerful technology and produce 6 series products are in great demand.
List offers to buy and progazhu:
1 Products of building materials:
1. The European ham - is the good breed of our company.Her materials are good and clean.Her addition - science without edkogoveschestva, without any pigment, its packaging is beautiful, its cross-razrezhorosh.We wish you that the European ham will boundless happiness and joy to you.
Also available:
2. Condensed Orange juice
3. beef noodles natural juice
4. Noodles polufabrikantov
5. Canned cookbook bumpukovogo
6. Noodles with bean jam (the latter only the bag)
2 Clothing:
1. pig and horse hair, wool, rabbit and various puhi
2. H / B grid children's Soviet-style skirt
3. Antifreeze suit
4. Western clothes
5. miniskirts sheepskin
6. Mike sheepskin with collar of foxes
7. Men coat beef
8. Men's T-shirt from the second layer pigskin
3 Lechnye means:
1. Odnoraznye pamochki
2. Magnetic acupuncture points on health
3. Products prokladnogo art
4 Zazhilka cough.This elegant set zazhilke imitter high-energy rare earth permanent magnet.With its help, press the palm and the corresponding points of the skull allows you to calm a split forehead, apoplexy and can not speak, to reinforce the kidneys and strengthen YAH;Contraindicated in patients with IH failure.
5 inky Oreshkova acid.Performance: extra-class, first category.Indications: It is authentically expresses good performance for lecheniyaotsutstviya sexual passion.
Packing: Each bag of 1000 tablets.This product does not contain chemical composition.
method of use: take fluids by mouth (for children smaller).Zapechatno store in a dark place.
6. Disposable glove made of plastic
7. Disposable gloves operating casein glue
4 Advanced technology:
1. Skorozamorozilny cabinet
2. Tractor with four wheels
3. Pedestrian tractor
5. Copper HandSpotlight
6. Moonlight machine
7. Chetyrehpishuschaya machine
And also:
1. Unscheduled trees
2. a) pencils with eraser
b) without gum / color
c) pulsing
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