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Excerpts from the commercial proposal from "250th Ichunskoy Synthetic Border Trade and Economic Company for Export and Import" in the office of one of the Russian companies ...

"250-I Ichunskaya Synthetic Border Trade and Economic Companyexport and import "

Hasha company is complete the economic substance of which is the provision of independent legal person, association, capital and production which forms together with the members of the multi-step organic whole.

Among middle year - 32 years.Operational staff every year more and more.In 1988 okmyabre Gogh our company with Japanese and Italian companies to build a plant-specific products locally produced health care sticks.

the our product wins admiration from fashionable women and men is a smart choice.

products are made of pure Stalinists improved quality.

Hasha company - an international company strong bodies and powerful force.It has powerful technology and produce 6 series products are in great demand.

List offers to buy and progazhu:

1 Products of building materials:

1. The European ham - is the good breed of our company.Her materials are good and clean.Her addition - science without edkogoveschestva, without any pigment, its packaging is beautiful, its cross-razrezhorosh.We wish you that the European ham will boundless happiness and joy to you.

Also available:

2. Condensed Orange juice

3. beef noodles natural juice

4. Noodles polufabrikantov

5. Canned cookbook bumpukovogo

6. Noodles with bean jam (the latter only the bag)

2 Clothing:

1. pig and horse hair, wool, rabbit and various puhi

2. H / B grid children's Soviet-style skirt

3. Antifreeze suit

4. Western clothes

5. miniskirts sheepskin

6. Mike sheepskin with collar of foxes

7. Men coat beef

8. Men's T-shirt from the second layer pigskin

3 Lechnye means:

1. Odnoraznye pamochki

2. Magnetic acupuncture points on health

3. Products prokladnogo art

4 Zazhilka cough.This elegant set zazhilke imitter high-energy rare earth permanent magnet.With its help, press the palm and the corresponding points of the skull allows you to calm a split forehead, apoplexy and can not speak, to reinforce the kidneys and strengthen YAH;Contraindicated in patients with IH failure.

5 inky Oreshkova acid.Performance: extra-class, first category.Indications: It is authentically expresses good performance for lecheniyaotsutstviya sexual passion.

Packing: Each bag of 1000 tablets.This product does not contain chemical composition.

method of use: take fluids by mouth (for children smaller).Zapechatno store in a dark place.

6. Disposable glove made of plastic

7. Disposable gloves operating casein glue

4 Advanced technology:

1. Skorozamorozilny cabinet

2. Tractor with four wheels

3. Pedestrian tractor

5. Copper HandSpotlight

6. Moonlight machine

7. Chetyrehpishuschaya machine

And also:

1. Unscheduled trees

2. a) pencils with eraser

b) without gum / color

c) pulsing


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