At that complain the staff of Google, Inc.

the vastness vnutriguglovskogo intranet I found a resource that finally tells the whole truth about the inhumane working conditions in the corporation good Google, in Mountain View office.Without further ado I present to you favorites complaint Googlers:

I have to go too far to the gym.You must open a gym in my body that I could do without spending time to walk to it.

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¬ęGuide employees' occupies more than one page.

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These Freestuff hundred-dollar headphones spoil my hairstyle.

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Every time I go during the day for a massage on my face until the evening there are traces of the folds in the cushion.

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5 of 8 and khalyavnykh shirts I got this year, black.I razdazhaet it.I prefer blue.

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during corporate party with parachute jumping, we were promised 50 seconds of free fall, however, looking at video from the jump, I noticed that there was only 41 seconds.

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My tridtsatidyuymovy monitor obscures views of the mountains.

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I do not feel the difference between the settings of the massage chair: "Relaxation", "regeneration" and "Evocation".

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Sometimes when I go for some drinks in the kitchen, it turns out that they just loaded into the refrigerator and bottles did not have time to cool thoroughly.And then run?

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Couch in my office is not long enough to stretch it to full height.

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Due to the fact that 14 times a week, I eat at Google, I is cheaper at the weekend there is a café or restaurant than purchasing the product.As a result, I have almost a year, it was not possible to cook anything and my skills in cooking suffer.

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At dinner all ate pizza for me and I had to have a steak.

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When I travel at the expense of the company's other offices, there the food in the kitchen is strange and I do not know what to choose.

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I have a feeling that if I get used to the company's outstanding phone as they give us a new model, and I have to learn over again.

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'm fat because of the unlimited khalyavnykh food.

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I'm a little burned on our corporate parties in Hawaii.

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Cafe Charlie's had a meeting with Lady Gaga, so I had to go the long way for my dinner.

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When I work from home I have to cook your own breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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I gorge at breakfast that did not have time to properly hungry for dinner.

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The games room we have only one bean bag chair, so I had to sit in a chair, playing Call of Duty.

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Selection of classic slot machines in our building is restricted, so sometimes I have to go to another building.

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We built furniture from the catapult, but the ceiling was too low to run oranges at a distance greater than 45 meters.

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In the morning, I can not admire the Harbour Bridge from the fact that the sun rises over Sydney and I have to close the blinds.

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I did not get khalyavnykh shirts 3 months.

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cook, cooking sushi, do not put enough sauce aioli in my crab roll.

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chalk for billiard cues is not suitable in color to the cloth on the table.

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from my office overlooks the Bay Bridge, but I'd like a view of the Golden Gate Bridge.It is beautiful.

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My workplace is equidistant from the two kitchens and each time I have to decide which one to go.

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