Series "purpose you can imagine!"
• Patients at seven in the morning to bury all (Announcement in the eye department of the hospital).
• In connection with the repair of the hairdresser styling women will be in the men's room.
• At seven in the evening on Wednesday in the third entrance will be a meeting.Agenda: Election of houses.
• Because of the cold in the X-ray room only do urgent crises.
• In the evening, very tasty, the next morning - the full effect!(From advertising laxative).
• You will receive a composting toilet to any address in Moscow for one day.And with him the instructions in Russian and expert demonstration.
• Knit Baby jackets of wool parents
• Citizens!In connection with repair of a water supply system in the house January 23 will not light.Also, stock up with hot water.
• A girl named Lena, whom I met on October 12 not far from the station "Kuzminki".Your blond hair and red coat - all I have left.Please respond.Igor.
• Do plastic bags the size of the customer.
• Children are given to fathers only sober.
• Children under the age of five are at the hands of the circus.
• For the consequences of buttons laundry is not responsible.
• Chinese goods from around the world!
• Tomorrow at 9.00 at the store will be selling live chickens, for one and a half per person.
• teeth?Our dentists will do everything to make you forget all about them!
• Confectionery Factory invites you to the work of two men - one for the wrappers, the other for filling.
• stall "Recyclables" takes the dregs of society of hunters and fishermen in the form of bones.
• Lift down does not rise.
• Liquidation of enterprises Witness
• The organization is looking for an accountant!Remuneration guarantee !!!
• Fishing prohibited all types of fishing gear, in addition to rods and activities.
• Young decent masseur goes to the house.
• Muscovite looking for jobs in their field, or an accountant.
• mouse and joystick - comfortable, accurate and reliable manipulators right, left, and a big hand.
• One call, and you will issue a death certificate, to make garlands!
• single shift children were taken no later than 5 hours elongated children were taken not later than 7 pm.
• The organization will employ a cook with knowledge of computer technology.
• Lost dog breed Airedale possibly left in the bus © 5.
• invited movers for interesting work.
• invite students for a profession: the construction of sea and river ports and waterways.
• Sale Cocker Spaniel.Mother recognized as "Best female of breed".
• Sale German Shepherd.Not expensive.Eating any meat.Especially fond of small children.
• Sell Clothes European company "SEKENT Hunt" at extremely low prices.
• For sale Russian blue cat.Without documents.
• Buy inexpensive copier "Canon-300" and fax "Madem".
• Sale stroller for a newborn blue.
• For sale: three little pigs, all different sexes.
• sale of four goose and gander.All rush.
• PTU 189 invites everyone to improve their skills on a tasty and robust in our difficult profession interesting time.
• The restaurant is closed, all loose waitress.
• Today in the lobby of the hotel will be a lecture on the theme immoral.Following the police.
• Hire an apartment.The procedure in the area of guarantee.
• State Farm "Sunny" buys heifers individual black-motley suit.
• Cloth Factory are required to work Trepachev - men and women.
• Cockroaches, mice, ants.Quickly, with a guarantee.
• Technical school is recruiting students in a group of electricians.The school received a special person sex with secondary education at the age of 30 years.
• Comrade!To create beauty in the house in which you live, do fence, covered it, and you will know the joy of life!
• ComradesFor a small change to the driver did not ask.
• Multiply each other.
• Comrades students!Do not drop the meatballs and sausages on the floor, three dogs had been poisoned.
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