think - this is where you come walking on the fourteenth floor, and you live on the third ...
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Earlier at the meeting lifted the hat.Now take out the earpiece from his ear.As a sign of special respect take out two.
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How many beautiful songs were killed victim alarm ...
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Interestingly, men more annoying when a woman is bad drivers, or when she leads her well?
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In the struggle between "want" and "must" usually wins "do not care".
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God, how terrible sneezing ... How terrible sneezing when the set date of birth was yesterday.
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child stepped on a new tablet, is still your child, how would you not call.
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You can not just pass a sandbox in which someone forgot to molds or shoulder.
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Oh, how wonderful discoveries we prepare after drinking PHONE!
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Put ourselves unrealistic goals.Do not reach - well, to hell with them, they are also unrealistic.
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does not really grow up - is when you stand sixth in the physical education, and three years later - the sixteenth.
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Graduation - very Russian holiday.How is it in Russian: 10 years to wait for that then you can not remember.
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Sometimes it happens so suddenly that I did not have time to ohrenet.
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most evil - a former kind.
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Let go all the idiots and clowns of his life.The circus must go on tour!
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chat with a guy, you think like normal and adequate man, and then he leads you to the nearest body of water and offers a look at the six o'clock stick, which is tied to the scaffold!
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It used to be easy to find someone with whom you can ride a bike, and it is difficult for someone with whom it would be possible to have sex, and now the other way around, it is easy to find someone with whom you can have sex, and difficult to findwith whom you can ride a bike.
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Earlier Panties can be machine washed, and now even the glasses are not protresh ...
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difficult relations lesbians: none of them wrote the first ...
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girls to learn a lot about your young man do not need much - just finish a second strip.
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Women like romantic men, while men do not need help.And he is such a - a tear in his eye, knobs assholes ...
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