Everyone laughed or sympathized read somewhere unusual, funny names of people.Russians, Ukrainians and Belarusians particularly rich in such "meaningful" nickname that increment to its owner, became in time his name, bringing a lot of headache specialists in Slavic anthroponyms.
who awarded Ukrainians funny name?
Imagine a student couple, Ukrainian real: she wore surname Borsch, and he - Salo.The names at the wedding did not want to change, neither he nor she (probably, it was hard to choose what tastes better).And how many couples there is amazing: Vovk and Kozevich or he - Nepiypivo, and she - Nalivaiko!
Ukrainians, thanks to a sharp tongue Cossacks, who did not stint, handing out nicknames in his Host, can boast particularly fanciful names.Abyyak (in Russian, "if only as") Vernyvolya, Vystavnoga, Vyhrestyuk, dumplings Davikoza, Zhopinsky, Zabroha, Zagnybida, Zadryschenko, Zaplyuysvichka, Kuropyatnik, Lantukh (in Russian, "bag"), Tomb, Netudykhata,Nochovka (small trough) Oberemok, Pidoprigora, Pindyura, Putrya (so-called national food, something like bread soaked in milk), Ridkokasha, Ubiyvovk, Jaca - all these pearls do not exhaust the wealth that left us the Cossacks.
Funny Ukrainian surname - is usually the story.It was she able to explain why this grown man still kid, but quite decent taxpayer - Proydisvit (by the way, to make it clear, in Russian it's the same as the "old fox").
Russian names are sometimes not read without laughing
In Russia, as in Ukraine, the name carried with it some information about ancestors.It is clear that the very first of sighing now sinful Grehunovyh or Mnogogrehovyh not just came to be called this way.While there are, for example, a great sinner and met army Colonel Zaporozhye (1665) and Chernihiv colonel (1673).These names did not prevent them from holding significant positions.
And who lived in the 14th century.Boyar Prince Ivan Kalita, the ancestor of many famous noble families, including the Romanovs was named Andrei Ivanovich mare, his brother listed as Shevlyaga (t. e. "nag"), and his son - Stallion.Like this!
history one name
Due to the fact that many of the realities of the old life come down to us, is sometimes difficult to understand how the most ridiculous surname formed.Well, who the goat was, of course, but that's normal, seemingly Tverdohleb surname not formed from two roots: "hard" ("hard") and "bread."It turns out that in the old days was called Tverdohleb those who could drink a lot, "firmly slurped" and at the same time with no legs would collapse.And try to guess where did the names Poddubny, Podlipnov or lactating?And if a person lives a stool, or a subscription A handy, what is it?
And, perhaps, not a single researcher need to smash his head on the origin of the mysterious Vibendy, Gavdidny and Gnipelya.
Top funniest names - it is almost impossible!
are top of the funny and unusual names, which can be found at us all the time - it is a thankless task.After all, one would laugh at Drushlyakov name or Snotty, but someone may seem like a fun option, as Muhopad (real-life children's doctor), Bobby, Glyukin or Shnurapet (the names of the Moscow telephone directory).
In one of the books already gave the first woman with the surname Intraligator (probably an international crocodile), and the other - the young man bearing the name Didus.But still try.
Perhaps the most ridiculous name, known in Kharkov was Pipko-demon-possessed, and now no less famous are members of one family (by the way, very decent) by the name of Cattle.But imagine for a moment a leading name Cherdakly or correspondent Pyrkalo.And if you read - a continuous "chernukha", you can bet that these pieces of music came from the pen of the author's last name Kochmarik!
most ridiculous names of players
And if we talk about the compatibility of the names with the occupation of a person, then perhaps nowhere admire the incredible names of the players, like in football.
- Well, imagine quite adult midfielder "Chernomorets" by the name of a child.Or the defense, "Transcarpathia", the name of which, hopefully, does not reflect the style of our football - Ivan Laziness.
- highly acclaimed in the sport midfield: Kaká and Samir Nasri.
- But the story of the birth of the Turkish midfielder "Kayserspora" spread through all media.The fact that he was born in the province of Abdullah Durak Nowhere, in the same city the same, and even April 1st!Here's a fool out of nowhere!
- very common surname in Romania, which is the goalkeeper "Universitatea" Marius Popa.A striker Teemu Pukki Team Finland is generally credited kinship with Santa Claus himself, who, as you know, the Finns called Joulupukki.
- Caught in Estonian "tammeka" talented Hungarian Zoltan Chock, hope is not experiencing discomfort from what ended up quite close to the Russian "trolling" associated with his wonderful name.
- You understand that the Romanian footballer Ionut Mazilu, Russian - Alexander Krivoruchko or Czechs - Michael Pospisil, Martin jumped out and Tomasz output - have to make much effort to prove that the name nothing to do with!
What in the world?
But perhaps all Slavs surpassed one French family, who lived in the country until the early 20th century.All of its members were united by the most ridiculous surname of the above - 1792. Yes, just a set of numbers!In addition, many members of this genus were numbered names as names of months.That is, in the documents was listed in January 1792. There were also in the race in February, March and April.Just brothers-months out of a fairytale!
clear that for the Russian-speaking man most ridiculous names in the world will still be the ones or in tune with the mother tongue or in general are Slavic origin.But we still dare to offer some Moldovan and Romanian names (these people are also very successful in their creation).For example, what is the name of Boshara (pumpkin) or Carabane (leg).Good also: Mauch (grandfather), Grivul (speckled) and Surdul (deaf).
The French are justifiably proud name Montresor (my treasure), and among Korean women bear the family name has Aunt.The Mongolian cosmonaut by the name Huayak even had to change it before the flight to the "Union" (he flew as a Gurragcha).In Canada, there is a name of Wacko, which means "crazy," but the surname Assman («man-ass") in the US have not heard just lazy.
What did not read it in the phone book!
Moscow telephone directory - it's probably the same book, which depicted the funniest names in Russia.For example, some of these Muscovites are the name of Moscow.There are among them, and trouble, yesterday, Dobryyvecher, Eybogin, Zadneulitsa, Shoe, Kuzma, FICO, Cook, Malahatka, Nakidaylo, Nedoboy, Hvataymuha or talking about the friendship of peoples - Schiborsch.
And imagine the sign in the organization, where black and white: "Responsible for the organization of work and labor protection: Full-SI" That's right, there are, it appears, and for the life of extremes.
think that's an appropriate surname made OA Rukosueva become (by the way, pretty good), obstetrician-gynecologist.
little more "speaking names»
Yes there handbook to see what's license, which is listed in the Ministry of Interior of Karelia employee by the name of Captain Obvious Alexander?A Ukrainian adviser to the Ministry of Defence is suitable boatman and last name (in Ukrainian the same as the "Advisor").
Although the "sounding" names may interfere.For example, a deputy with the name prozapas need to think, not too it is his "talking"?
So why such a legacy?
modern names - a genetic memory of the era in which they appeared.It is then, much later, in the salons of St. Petersburg nobility developed a "high" style invented decent noble families, and at first they were only words, which were often used in popular speech and, accordingly, are not subjected to any censorship.
If the father was crooked in one eye or the side, then his children wore name Kryven'ka or Krivobochko or Krivoguz, Krivoyazy and other, similar to the diagnoses of speech.These can be added and Bezruchko, Bezpaly, bloodless, and so Earless. N. - Just curiosities!
No author can not be compared with the Russians and the Ukrainians, the reward of his countrymen names tearfulness or foolish things.There are just Krepak, Schaslivy or poor.And how good Semibalamut and Semirozum!
funniest surname as hard to define as the most fragrant flower.All these names - funny, but they carry the amazing story of amazing people!
