Growing - a loss superpowers' movement in my bed from a place where you fell asleep ».
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If you again recovered at 5 kg per week, then this diet you advised best friend.
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not want to see someone else's finger - hide your index.
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Can you talk about me, what you want.You still can not beat my mother in law !!!
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The evening was a success, if in the morning you do not greet, pets do not speak cat Sugar, and you pour tea, holding the cup at an angle so as not foamed ....
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Menso strange ... it manages to shit in the soul, and then sincerely wonder why you did not smell of soup and erotic fantasies ...
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Chaek jam delicious course .... But Martini ....Martini is not ........
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Modern painting - this is when you buy the picture to close its hole in the wall, and concludes that the hole looks much better.
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Anyone who is active during the day as a bee, strong as a bull, injected the horse and comes home at night tired as a dog, you should consult with your veterinarian.There is a big chance that he - ass.
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life should be lived, so that as an example for the education of grandchildren, she is not old enough!
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great and mighty Russian language.For great is possible to write a multivolume novel, and mighty minute transfer its contents.
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woman during brushing time to wash the sink, soap dish, clean the faucet and light switch.A man ... a man thinks that they do not get dirty.
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country, these men - that they were served cold beer, the hot woman ..
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No one was surprised that the girl in the fairy tale Little Red Riding Hood mother called because she was wearing a hat.But it could be called, and gray coat, and worn-out shoes, and zero bra.
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every woman should be a highlight.Do not mozga instead.
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It would be cool if the parents have tattooed tattooed born baby.And all the family: "Oh how lovely, just a copy! What cool daddy his sleeve, or what a beautiful rose on the back, just like my mother."
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The more wives coats in the closet - the less it fits lovers!
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Perfect Man - is the one who gets out and says, "Honey, you're perfectly parked, and this Lexus has been dented, and the cat was dead, and then fucking tree did not need ...»
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GENERAL This woman should be mischievous and capricious.And you know why ?!BECAUSE!!!
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