To make a proctologist to cry, you have to ask him what he dreamed of being a child.
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If hell is the Internet, many will not even notice that they had died.
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appears if run very fast on Rublevo-Uspensky highway, you can see the cartoon about a good life.
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Prosperity - is when in the lobby of your apartment is an aquarium with hippos and is quite striking ...
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I love weddings!Bride pretends that she is a virgin, the groom pretending to have found the one and only, and parents from both sides pretend to like each other.Only one visit sincere - have come to devour and devour!
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like the best.It turned out ... better not to remember ...
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Neraznoshennye shoes gives the face a very philosophical expression.
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came home.He wore slippers.She sat on the sofa.Silence all around.Do you think this loneliness?No!It is free !!!
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most optimistic person who last money buys most chic and big purse.
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Dreams come true ... At some point ... Most often, this point is called "It is not necessary» ...
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I wanted to spit on the black and white stripes.I go on my purple!
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Women's loyalty - this is when married for the third time, and the lover of one and the same!
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marriage - a mirage in the desert, with its palaces, palm trees and camels.First, the palace disappears, then the palm, and you finally, you remain one on one with a camel.
one who in his childhood a little porridge to eat, and then to make up for a barbecue with beer.
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Coolest spree always begin with the words: "Oh, you mean, I work tomorrow ...."
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Oh, how much truth ate Backspace.
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Prayer must always remain unanswered.If they were executed, it would not be prayer, and business negotiations.
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itself floats up only what does not sink!
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main task of paid medicine - translate acute pain to chronic!
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colorblind As they say, life - it is like a rainbow: black band, white band ...
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place kiss varies within the broadest and place the enema can not be changed.
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clever woman never offended.And immediately begins to plan revenge.
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