call a "hot line" of the woman.Crying: "From the husband has left me now!Tell me, can I get it back?Urgently to no one in particular ran ?! »
I see that you can not do a love spell.I try to explain: "You realize that the spell is not without consequences?After a love spell your husband may be very ill or, God forbid, would be to drink? »
-« Yes, to hell with it!I did not try for him! "*** Comes lady.Patient-painfully, there is no living space.After the diagnosis I ask: "What do the doctors say?What treatments offer? »
She:" Well, you are!I'm afraid of doctors!They do not know anything - to death will heal. "
At the end of the session ask:
- And what do you do?
- I'm a doctor ...
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lady talking to his guardian angel.Something she did not like from his clarification, and it starts with him swear.Suddenly there was a crack, and the lady falls on the floor, holding his cheek."Behold, I knew it!You're with my husband at the same time! "*** The woman can not understand why wherever she went, she definitely going scandal.Especially Desaix and stores.
explains: "These people per day meet a wide variety of visitors, and many of them are rude and unworthy.They are very tired.Be kind, compassion for the man.He will answer you, too good. "
A few days later the lady came with obvious bruises on her face: "Fool me that you listen!It's brute. "
- And what do you tell them?
- sympathize, asked: "Do you, perhaps, a bad mood, you just throw yourself at people? ..»
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man brings a whole collection of photos of women.Lays fan:
- Tell me, in what I love?
- And you something to which one likes?
- A no.All goose!
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Spring.Comes unhappy lady who believes that her husband was unfaithful.Requests:
- And you could not have done to my husband fell in love with you?
- «What ?!
- It will be up to you to run, to suffer, and together we will laugh at what he-goat!
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«hot line».Lady:
- Tell me, can I make a preliminary cleaning of the bio-field?
- Why pre?
- I'm going on a week-in-law's birthday - still filthy again!
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rings woman, 48 years old:
- That you wrote that children like chicks grow up, have to fly from the nest.And my already grown up, and all sitting in the nest.One 28, the other 25. Maybe nest once sawed, that spilled?
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blonde 26-27 years.
- Tell me, if I charmed his neighbor, a great sin?
- Yes.Love spell - is abuse of power will of man.All the same, as if you were raped in the stairwell.
- What?This, too, can be done?
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Comes "boy", thirty years old, the photo shows a pretty girl:
- Let's kill her!That is, you kill her, and then I sin otmolit.
- What is it you did wrong?
- It Vitalik twists ...
- jealous?Or jealous?
He gently flushed:
- So we're Vitalik going to get married in May ...
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