jealous husband to the computer ... It is strange, but the gas stove - never!
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According to modern etiquette in his left hand holding a fork, on the right - the mouse.
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empty belly to the teaching of deaf.When I eat, I am deaf and dumb.Satisfied belly - a burden to the mind ... When will learn something ?!
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most important thing in a strong love to cockroaches lovers even friends.
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What does not like?A couple of times in the face with a frying pan and "Prafti, honey, I afybalsya."
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causal place creates a lot of reasons that lead to marriage.
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gas, oil belongs to the people.It's clear.It is unclear why people himself sells gasoline for such big money.
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If someone has his eye on your beloved, then what ???MEAN EYES someone more!
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first part of life in sex interfere with parents, the second - the children.Therefore grandchildren so welcome - they have nothing in the way.
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Do not ask a child, nothing is impossible.To get started, try yourself to eat up this mess!
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How to sleep with the girls on the first date, so please, and how to put the flash drive in your computer, so "oh ... no ... do not ... suddenly contagious!"
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man asks his hand, and then uses not hand - that they believe in the word.
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Despite the fact that a kind word and a cat is nice, if you feed the cat some kind words, the beast is sure to die.
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Beauty - the first fashion victim.
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If the wife caught her husband, then later zaklyuёt.
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If a man give a woman a diamond ring, and a woman from the surging emotions gave man an unforgettable night, the biggest mutual delusion that now it will always be.
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Now asylums almost extinct Napoleon.Current idiots just do not know who he is.
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We must learn to rejoice in the fact that there is.But aerobatics - rejoice that no
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Diet - a scientifically designed program to combat the brain to the stomach, obviously doomed to failure
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As a young man wants sex, and a woman love.At maturity, he wants love and sex it is.Only in old age, they want the same: peace.
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Money - evil.Come to the store, and right evil is not enough.
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Who was the first to finish - he washes the dishes!That's - motivation!
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In the Bible it is written: You shall not covet your neighbor's wife ... And that's about where someone else's husband said nothing.
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well-bred girls do not matter, do not get drunk in the trash, do not dance on the tables ... In general, the life of their boring-preskuchnaya!
Girls!Remember that penguins - it swallows who ate after 18-00!
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I immediately offered to go get married.He said: "You will live in Paradise" Too shy to ask is how? Naked and barefoot eat apples?
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