past summer.Sister brings from abroad amerikosov, arrogant without limit.Their favorite topic of conversation with us - "we have all the best!".This preface.
they asked to us to show them the "real Russia", what type, these Russian expanses.
I remembered my old friend phoned gone.And on the way there we had to change from train to bus.
And here we stand at the provincial w / station.2 hours of the day.Sun peket mercilessly.Roasting under forty.We stand in the shade around the corner from the station.Smoke.
Our Americans, as always, with a haughty noses, without stopping to chew gum, praise - "Oh! This is not America, yeah!" Well t. E. The "best cigarettes, trains and even the weather."But after "Our women are the best" - case it !!!
Because of the angle station slowly swim 3 BABA (women, sorry), but it is - women!
size so double girth!
All three yellow w / d vests, dressed in two-straight watermelon bras (remember - 40 degree heat).
on the shoulders are sleepers !!!Or whatever, but the same size, and judging from all the masses!
have amerikosov momenntalno jaw dropped to the level of the platform, cigarettes dropped, eyes become the size of a tangerine good!
But then!
Going forward last woman shouts "Man, let's take rest".Manya, without turning around - "Come on, it's time!".Going ahead Manya, without removing the burden, climb somewhere in the immense bosom, pulls out 0, 5 vodka, with the help of dental screw cap, sips exactly (!) 1/3 bubble and stretches it back to second.The very same zanyuhivaet hand and rather quacks.On the "second" and "third" post procedure is repeated in exactly the same.Then bottle flies into the bushes and Manya command "Baba, well, let's go!"
have seen amerikosov !!!Zombie clean water!We have them then 2 days otpaivali moonshine and stripped in the bath!On his return to the city all week before departure they kept brooding silence.About American superiority no longer heard.And they are no longer wondered why the summer in the bathroom no hot water.I think they were surprised that the water generally is.For that I 100-200-300% sure that if they are called to war with Russia - it is better to shoot themselves in the homeland.)))
Whew!There are still women !!!...)))))))))))))))))
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