- If I saw Brad Pitt, I would have behaved like an idiot!
- Good guys dismantled more puppies
- Married - does not mean dead!
- You have run out of legs, and the dress had not yet begun!
- I thought an orgasm, but it turned out - it's asthma
- ... and the prince somewhere nachёsyvaet tail white horse and you do not hurry ...
- Oh, and you shook the same on someone else's bed!
- So you're a doctor?What did not you say?I would not have extruded you.I thought, you fool!
- And what you want a wife?So buy an inflatable!
- do not listen grandmothers.They know themselves nakolbasyat of life, and then represent to us that they still direct all the dandelions.
- A mother has bed all ... sorry, a table covered ...
- Mom said to me: "When you come out of yourself - do not forget to close your mouth!"
asked Rose: "What is wi-fi?"He said: "This microwave"
- Rose: "Here I am a former athlete!"Larissa: "Rose, what you good at?"
contender: "I 16 in the shower."Larissa: "Well, in the shower, too, something Rose 11"
- Spite grandmother frostbitten his ears
- In marriage two functions can be accessed, and you can go!
-Oh, well, this guy is not for your character .... and not for my .... I would have just broken through the knee the next day! "
- need to wean gradually change .... first time inweek, then once a month ... contender for the hand and heart, "Well, I sang, danced ..." Larissa "As my husband says," Just not work! "
- best friends - leeches and frogs !!!
One of the suitors: "She was beautiful ... But you're prettier it.""Yes, I was just beautiful Nadezhda Krupskaya Constantine"
- How to brush your teeth, just need to take care of the man.
- participant of the program complained that the man was indecisive.Larissa: "Yes you are! Men can be determined only in one case - fold the blanket on the bed and say" Welcome! ""
- Passion - is when love everything below the head.
- Oh, do not get up between you.I - this Sinister - may not work ... I was married 48 times ...
- What we're knocking the tail? ... (Meant - argue)
- aspirant gives elderly but active groom fins.Rose: - And there is the size of the fins?Larissa - you early, Rose!Having lived yet!
- Do not try to drive at the same time and make love.Both turn out badly.
- "... you 45 years! ... And you have no kittens, no child ..."
- man - he is a living person !!!
- a simple man, on the verge wait
- On stranger did not open his mouth caravans
- She's nowhere to grow, stopped at the 6th size!
- How to marry you - the best frog in his mouth!
- A woman should act: eyes burning and his chest - two tanks!
- If you like really, the love and the size of your ass and your antigrud!
- Larissa (matchmakers groom): What have you sucked?Do not you get married!
- God!What I'm beautiful!Am I going to die someday !?
- dig the beds will not be - it is you on this a bed and buried.
- Enough to pick!Dovybiraetes!We'll have 70 years here!With a stick!
- will turn his back to the sun - the sun can not see!
- How thin stamped with his foot - as a hole in the floor.
- Even if caught in bed - say that basked!I froze like a dog!
- Happiness - a state long.Everything else - an orgasm.
- No need to change to orange enema
- As long as he is firm in his pants, he will have a soft heart
Groom said his former troubled when he came into the kitchen in a dressing gown.Larissa: "And she went out in diamonds, fur coat and flippers?"
- Thumbelina!It - whose butt off the ground an inch.
- A potential mother-groom about the past of her daughter in the kitchen of his squeeze his large body did not try?
groom Marko complains that if women know that it is a chef, you are afraid to cook.Larissa: It's like if you live with a gynecologist, afraid to sleep with him - pokrasivshe seen ....
- there is such a love, it is better to replace firing squad ...
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