• Few people know that jellyfish - it lost contact lens sperm whales.
• Old young bull says:
- Remember, if there is no stigma on the side - means the calf if there is a stigma - means already ladybug.
young bull:
- And if there is no place to put the stigma?
- So this is our milkmaid Masha.
• People tsellyulitnitsa Maria Potapova treats insecurity by-side comparison.
• Councils do not ask me, because I have a strong sense of humor pity ...
• woman came into the office and saw her husband on his desk a photograph in a beautiful framed.
- Honey, she is always on your desk?
- Yes, dear!Whenever I have a serious problem, I look at you, and I feel better ...
The wife of mouth spreads from ear to ear.
- And because I understand that no problem can not be compared to this!
• The lesson of the Russian language in Ukrainian schools.
Master Peter, the word "Shablya" is translated into Russian as "sword" and not as "quiet girl» ...
• Sit yourself God in heaven, there appears before him and scientist says:
- congratulate usLord, you give us no longer needed.We, the scientists finally invented a way to create life out of nothing.In other words, we are now able to do what you did at the beginning.
- Oh, really?It's interesting ...
- Yes, we can take dirt and blind from her likeness of you, and then breathe life into it, and thus create a human being.
- Hello, Come on, show!
- Look!- A scientist bent down and began to shovel the earth under their feet into a pile.
- Hey, wait a minute!- Interrupted his God.- You first create himself his own land!
• At the lecture in medical school:
- Medicine - Science inaccurate.Money back do not give!
• - Do you have him in the intelligence did not go?
- bold, I would be with him, even in the rear left.
• - Oh, Lesch came!Finally, we can do our favorite thing.
- What?
- Wait until Lesch leave.
• Russian peasant long harness, but when zapryazhet, it has nowhere to go and not have to.
• She calls the beauty salon:
- Excuse me, but photoepilation - it's like?
- In Photoshop ...
• It is a pity that the Internet can not be like candy.Dial a party in your pocket and more to eat at home ...
