June 1.Hooray!!!I have a son!My wife says that my copy.God, to whom I am like.We must go, noting the birth of a son with friends.
7th of June.This morning my wife said that the mark had enough.She spoke about some son, and called to hold a certain package.I do not remember where I put.
8th of June.Hooray!!!I have a son!It should be noted it with your friends.But his wife said that you first need to pat out the pile of diapers.
12th of June.Still stroke.I feel like Cinderella.Oh, my Fairy, where you are.Come and save me.
15th of June.It was my fairy brought more diapers.You may think that it is fed beer.
June 18.Came relatives.They said that the son of my copy, and the case should be noted.
24th of June.Friends came to drink beer and enjoy for themselves.Unfortunately I was not able to take off to sit bathed the child.Out early, they said that it is necessary to manage the pharmacy for contraceptives.
25th of June.Relatives left.They said that both my son like me, but the one that looks like the right more.
30th of June.Came girlfriend wife.They took me out of the hands of a child that would posyusyukatsya.Finally, I had a free minute.I go poglazhu diapers.Friends said that the baby is the spitting image of my mother.They take away their son.Sami fools and their stupid baby talk.
5th of July.While his wife went for groceries, son wet himself and burst into tears.Perepelenat not dare.I found a way out of the situation began to dry the hair dryer.Returned wife and slapped upside the head.It's a shame, I wanted to do better.
9th of July.I bought his son a gift.Radio-controlled model tank.While he may not play himself.It is necessary to buy a few toys for her son.
15th of July.He studied washable diapers.It turned out not bad.The wife of praise and a reward for diligence and even allowed to wash diapers.
19th of July.The son did not sleep well at night.Constantly I woke up and screamed.I had all night, rocking him in her arms.Hardly waited for morning.Finally, to work.Though some rest.
23rd of July.While washed diapers came up with a great idea.I I suggested one end of the hose to put his son in one place, and another drop in the toilet to save the cradle.The wife did not support the efficiency suggestion is likely to envy, that this is not it occurred to her.
30th of July.Today, taught his son to direct jet.What if he had not, then he wanted to hit me.I managed to dodge, but wife said that I would be blind to wash himself.Well, okay, she still does not know about the wallpaper.
3rd of August.In my son learned the basics of the impact of Scripture today he was able to watch for the cat and hit her right in front of the muzzle.My little joy overshadows the victims of my son became a television and magazines wife.And I myself twice had to flee.I think that & amp; ...
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