usually in the evening.There were no signs of trouble, as they say.
On arrival home from the office went to the bathroom.I take a shower.Both mixer tap unscrewed to the maximum.
Wife is preparing to feed me, standing in the kitchen at the sink.Kitchen through the wall of the bathroom, under the sink in the bathroom through-hole, there goes the sink spigot.Wife rinses in plastic pot salad.Cat behind her surreptitiously got the tablecloth on the kitchen table and slowly creeps up to the bowl with nuts.The daughter in the room draws on the album something.
to rinse the salad, the wife opens the cold water kitchen tap.Faucet in the bathroom throws in trigger mode, it is for such a sin in the total head.And it completely cuts off the cold water, which instantly takes the place is hot.And we have it almost boiling.
I, naturally, would read as broiler chicken and surprise yell "voice of the wild boar"
Cat (remember, between the bathroom and the kitchen hole near the floor on the wall) is frightened that it covered, and squab from the table to the floor.Along the way, heaping spoon-fork.The wife of my roar and rumble of dining utensils, too frightened, screams and pulls her hands reflexively.Bank with a salad (and a liter of water) up in the air and falls to the cat.Bottom up.
Cat, drenched with water, with a slip (through holes in the linoleum from the claws) shies away under the sink in a hole.He climbs out there freely.In the bathroom, he flies out of the bath, reflected on the opposite wall and jump into the bath, where I stand and where even 20 centimeters of water.He fell into the water, he realizes that general came a scribe, and to the wild myavom of mine, sorry, bare ass and takes off back to my shoulder and there firmly zakogtyaetsya.This all takes a matter of seconds.
Grab a towel, a towel and grab the cat to rip off his shoulder.Cat fright arrange.
wife meanwhile rushes to the bathroom door, and it begins to make, thinking that I fell a cast-iron sewer pipe, or I slipped and broke his neck, and grabbed the hand of a light bulb.At the same time continuing to yell, and completely forgetting that the door opens outward, not inward.
I open, the cat breaks out in the trailing towel, rushing into the room where my daughter.There he enters the open cabinet on the shelf of fresh bed linen and hammered into a corner.With shelves and foot with fresh sheets begins to flow from the water by shit.
daughter squeals.Her voice - crystal stabbing possible.
Shortly before that one of my neighbors - one that threatens to when it's a revolution to come to me with an ax dekulakize, drunk nicked his relative, so much so that in the evening the cops took out the door, an ambulance took away chopped, krovishshey splattered floor by floor through the elevatorto the entrance.
second my neighbor, a doctor who lives in the apartment "through the wall" (so that we close the door) after the story got himself a baseball bat.This evening he was resting when the ventilation duct through a thin partition between the hallways, we heard things happening tryndets.I decided that once again our "sworn friend" - the proletarian dopilsya to the Green Line, rushed to the neighbors with an ax (to us that is) and kill everyone here.He grabbed his bat and began to break us out the door, calling, shouting, calling and knocking.Daughter, oshalev, opens the door for him.
By the time I got out of the bath, before anything, essno, pulled his bathrobe.White, damn, terry.Wife at the sight of red spots almost fainted did not fall.
minute later all come to life.The neighbor looked back and said that it could be worse, "you could stand to rehouse him, not backwards," joints are not needed, and went to sleep.Finally highly requested not to do it, well, that his now pregnant wife spends the night my mother, and that could happen miscarriage.Wife pours me back hemostatic spray, smears iodine and sculpts patches.My daughter is inflated and leaves the room.The cat is removed from the cabinet.Currently bathrobe and clothes out of the closet is machine washable, wash the cat girls in the bathroom and angrily licking on the sofa, bathroom laundered.My daughter put to bed.My wife washes floors.
I sit at a desk writing a report here.Leans back in his chair, afraid.After half an hour we go to dinner with his wife.
The evening was a success, as they say.
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