On the bench

good-natured man in his time succeeded in the power sports (barbell, wrestling, bodybuilding, wrestling), it was a huge (2x2 meters) ... and yet it is too partial to the weaker sex, especially petite girls.And he happened to come to the capital to study.

Naturally, the guy does not lose a lot of time, begins to search and find the perfect, just a charming local woman.The girl, by the way, was much lower and had our friend.Also clever, beautiful, Komsomol activist ... etc.

Knowing that women love with their ears, begins a massive attack on the eardrums and after a while she looked at him with some interest.

More - more.Her eyes begin to shine ... and the first kiss, then a second, a third of them .... in general is nothing more reasonable than "sit" on the bench they found.The guy just do not take into account the three unimportant in his view point.1 - on the street early December and is the first snow 2 - shop is located in one of the central parks of the city, 3 - about ten meters from the place of deployment is a busy intersection where moving except there is one standing machine.As it turned out later - the patrol.

And our hero full of charm and lust are hoisting his companion in his arms and begins to caress more insistent ...

Coming off his face:

"to kiss her all, and she was already shaking, I'm behind the ear andthe neck - I hear murmurs, I'm starting to become impudent - it's kind of like and do not mind, on the contrary - "for". Completely losing control and undress her torso up (note, snow, winter !!!), and come across her beautiful breasts ochchchen. Here already and it does not stand up and start mutual affection exactly where it should be. I'm starting in anticipation thinking where we could get the job done, but I feel for yourself some nasty look. I raised my eyes and quietly thrilled. Metersin 2 of us there are two patrol and do not dare to us to go. eye contact with one of them.

It (tentatively):

- Good evening!

I (in no clothing Woman):

- Good!

He:

- Sergeant Petrenko!

Another (very sluggish):

- Sergeant Mikitenko.He

:

- your documents

I very reluctantly pull out my passport, and I understand that now I'm going to ride with the guys, and because he is not local, then - 15 days to ascertain the circumstances provided me.With one hand, pull out your passport, but my head furiously believe how much money I have and how much will it cost me to pay off.He

:

- Oh!Yes, we are not local ... (I have silently say goodbye to a woman, family, friends)

I:

- Yes ...

He:

- But why here?

I:

- to the girl.He

:

- Documents girl.

And then I see his eyes start to bulge, nervously twitch an eyelid, and the spine is stretched to attention.It makes me wonder.

I'm trying to look into what was going on, but the answer to my unspoken question I hear almost instantly.He

:

- Comrade senior lieutenant (!!!) I'm sorry to have disturbed.

I slowly (very slowly) slides on the bench.

girl smiles, takes me by the hand and said just two cops Ofigevshy catchphrase:

- Uncle policeman, we will not.

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