When orders are understood literally

In urban hospital patient entered the village.With a I brought the eggs and put them in the refrigerator in the House.The head nurse in traversing looked in the fridge and saw the dirty eggs (natural, after all).

the question "Whose?" One patient (called Ford) said it.Then the nurse in the hallway meets a nurse and tells him to wash eggs Sidorovsky brush-soap.They say they are dirty.

nurse takes warm water, soap, toothbrush and goes to the House.Fits Sidorov and asked to pull his pants.To the question "Why?" The nurse replies, "The head nurse told me to wash your balls."Sidorov - a law-abiding man and hospital treatment to break fears.After a short dialogue nurse washed him "that he commanded".

After some time, the head nurse accidentally looked in the fridge.It looks the same dirty eggs.Mother of the first nurse, finds another.More responsibly.And she gives the same assignment.That, too, understands everything literally and brush-soap, hot water demands from Sidorova pull the pants.That, of course, disagrees.After all kinds of threats sanepidemstantsii, discharge, etc.agrees to wash.

then head nurse has ESPECIALLY looks in the refrigerator.Lo and behold, as well as all.

nurse, wounded to the core in such a dismissive attitude to his instructions, summoned both nurses and starts in a raised voice to tell them what he thinks about it and what they expect reprisals.Those did not understand what it is their way.And begin vowed that the indication performed at its best.

Nurse, assuming that it is kept for an idiot, exclaims: "Where did you wash?Look into the refrigerator, and there the eggs they were, and have remained so dirty !!! »

Nurses as one voice," How in the fridge?We Sidorov egg wash !!! »

PSAfter that, the above-mentioned Sidorov and walked up to the extract from the vraskoryachku.After a while he came back to the same.And in advance of all the doctors, nurses and aides solemnly assured that the house is well washed, and is particularly well washed that nurses scrubbed it twice before.

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