1994, a mining town in the Donetsk region of Ukraine.Location - the courtyard of the city hospital.
However, here we must digress a bit and say that the hospital was on the 8th and 9th floors of a large 9-storey hospital complex, built in the shape of the letter "P".
In one ward among the "venerable" Mother stood a girl.Although she was already 18-19 years old, she looked so small that it seemed that her age 16. Her husband was a frail boy, and together they looked like children, not young couple.
young husband fluttered around her like a butterfly around the flower.They communicate only with the words: "my fish," "my bunny", "sun" and things like that.In general, caused both confusion and emotion.
So hot summer day, in the courtyard of the hospital together numerous relatives of patients in the wards open windows almost everywhere, and between patients and their relatives has been talk on "how are you" in response to "how are you doing at home."Naturally, all hear each other, but it Malokostov worries.Of course, all have to shout louder than those who came to women in labor, as, once again remind the hospital on 8th and 9th floors.
, among others, came to this young father.His "Bunny" and "Honey," he immediately attracted attention, given that he had to shout louder than others.His young wife had just given birth to today, so was in a small shock from the first delivery.However, the window still came.After a series of enthusiastic questions about the child's father shouted upstairs:
"The sun is mine! How do you own? How do you give birth?"
And in response, has not fully detached from childbirth, young mother yells, almost in tears, "how to give birth ?! Come home, shove his ass umbrella, open it and try to pull out! That's how I gave birth!"
heard it all: the patients in the windows, and their relatives on the street.As after the friendly laughter of the folk are not collapsed nine-question to the builders.They probably did it earthquake-resistant.But 10 minutes after that no one could talk to, and confused father, bursting paint hurried retreat.
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