business school professor at Columbia University, Eric Abrahamson in his article "How To Get Paid To Do Nothing", published in the pages of Forbes, cited 10 ways to get money without doing anything.
1. Always come to work at different times
If your boss never really knows what time you'll be in the office, it would be difficult to give you a job.
2. Work from home
Remote work - one of the easiest ways to avoid unpleasant duties.
3. Try as little as possible time to be at his desk
If you work in an office, as often as possible to depart to the bathroom, put up a smoke breaks and coffee breaks.Come to visit colleagues.If your boss will not be able to find you, he will not be able to give you a mission.
4. Make your voice mail was full of
This creates the impression that you are so busy that you can not even find the time to check your messages.
5. Demonstrate benevolent ignorance
You have to make an impression as if you really want to, but can not perform the task given to you.Then your boss to delegate it to someone else.
6. arbitrarily increase the time for specialized jobs
If others can not do what you do, they do not know how much this takes time.
7. Use the method of projected failure
As can be friendly and kindly let the boss to understand that, most likely, for objective reasons, can not cope with the task, which he plans to give you.
8. gives the impression of a terrible congestion
When you're being asked how you were doing, saying, "I'm so busy that I do not even have time to go to the toilet."
9. attribute to itself another's merits
This method is especially popular in the academic world, political circles and among senior management.Arrogated to himself the credit for projects in which you were only an observer or participated only during their run.
10. Learn basic techniques of cyber-idleness
Program your e-mail so that your emails are sent when you sleep - to give the impression that you are working day and night.A monitor can be configured so that the Excel spreadsheet popping up every time you press a key - so you can instantly when approaching the boss hide the play solitaire or LiveJournal page that you are actually reading.
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