When the desire not to offend comes to senility, the following happens ...
... Cornwall police officer is prohibited to say "gypsy skirt."Instead instructed to use "skirt traveler".
... on the disc with the recording "Tales of Mother Goose" changed the ending of "Humpty Dumpty," "All the King's horses and all the king's men can not Dumpty, Humpty Dumpty, Dumpty, Humpty bump" to "Humpty Dumpty to ten counted andI jumped over the wall. "
... Schools in Edinburgh recommended by football matches reset if one of the teams suddenly starts to outpace rivals in 5 goals and added to the team loses two players.
... Kids Club, which is a pirate themed party, forbade its members to wear a patch over the eye and a hook to hang on his hand, so as not to offend people with similar disabilities.
... Horus forbidden to sing the song "Happy Birthday" to not offend sect of "Jehovah's Witnesses", who do not recognize this holiday.
... Buyer accused the company that produces "thick Irish sausages" for the name of the product, making out in it an allusion to the fact that the Irish people believe fatties.
... In one of the hospitals in Halifax visitors banned agukat of babies in the campaign for respect for all patients, including newborns.
... One of the officials from the education offered to forbid teachers to talk about the children as "gifted" and "talented", so as not to emphasize the exclusiveness of the draw.
... Wakefield prison to prisoners is now supposed to address not by name, but "Mr. So-and-so."
... a group of artists forbidden to call themselves "Freak show" so as not to offend the real freaks.
... One of the organizations have not given shorten its name to an abbreviation, because this abbreviation - POPO - in Turkish means "ass."
... School Islington ordered to remove the word Saint - "holy" - the name so as not to offend the feelings of believers of other nationalities, despite the protests of teachers, residents, parents and ... local Jewish and Muslim communities.
... A man who drank 5 liters of beer and fell down the stairs when I was a light bulb, received 75 000 pounds compensation for the fact that the lighting unit has been installed by builders too high.
... Christian Union at the University of Hull told to take the Union atheists not to violate their rights.
... Swings in Wiltshire hanging in place for 25 years.Recently, they were told to remove, because ... are too high above the ground, is undersized and supposedly highly offended.
... Guard Hospital has been punished for violation of safety rules and a threat to their health when climbed the scaffolding to save suicide.
... owner of the car, which was parked correctly fined for what he left the window ajar 1.5 cm: a child suddenly passing by to throw a match and start a fire?
... School in Sutton changed signs "Do not run" and "Do not cry" to "Please, go on foot," and "Please speak softly," not to hurt the feelings of children.
... The government has asked the British diplomats working in Afghanistan, to pay special attention to gender equality and to remind Afghans to listen to their wives.
... The headmistress of one of Britain's schools are not allowed to sell in the cafeteria Easter buns, which depicts a cross on top, so as not to offend other faiths children.
... Woman indicted his boss, because he treated employees alcoholic drinks at the Christmas party.After her then stopped on the way home and forced to breathe into a tube.
... professional criminals received 248,000 pounds compensation for a nasty fall in the prison shower.He has not worked in my life any day, but the explanation for which compensation is given, there is a line "for the loss of earnings."
... The woman sued the shop (and ruined it) for her child, who was rolling around on roller skates this store, hit the door.
... Inspectors health and safety commanders recommended to install railings on slippery slopes training from dirt to avoid falling recruits.
... Stewardess "British Airways" forbidden to wear a cross.
... A convicted armed robber who accidentally was captured on a police hidden camera, received £ 1,000 awarded by the European Court of Human Rights after the police interfered with his private life!Not surprisingly, regularly confronted with such cases, 80% of the British according to the polls said that fed up to the ears of political correctness.
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